Ladies and gents, boys and girls, trannies, and eunichs, and of course,
	those who've had their genitalia violently detached from their body in
	factory machinery accidents that were extraordinary gruesome, and yet,
	oddly funny in nature;  I BRING HORRIBLE NEWS:
	Warn the people, shutter the windows, evacuate the children to the
	countryside, cover grandma's ears, and you might as well shoot the dog now,
	'cause   ... CALLED IN SICK'S ZOMBIE CORPSE RISES!!! ... We're Back!!!
	
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	Rumor Report - Scotty's not dead you guys, he's just really lazy!
	"Hi guys. I heard I was dead - I'm not,(mostly), I'm just really lazy,
	I am changing my name to Paul. Everyone have a swell day now. See ya's!
	Sco..I mean Paul Buttocks...yeh..paul..